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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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