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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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