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Dovid Lane
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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Shane Ronay
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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Akiva Lane
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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Shane Ronay
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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Akiva Lane
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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Akiva Lane
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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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