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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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