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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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