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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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