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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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