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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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