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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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