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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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