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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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