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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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A pear of scissors.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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