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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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