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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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