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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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