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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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