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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Rock and roll.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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