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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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