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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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