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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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