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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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