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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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