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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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