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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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