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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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