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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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