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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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