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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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