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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

610

How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

3370

What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

1447

What two letters are empty?

MT

849

What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

282

How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

1947

How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996