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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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