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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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David Rose
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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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