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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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