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Shane Ronay
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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Shane Ronay
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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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