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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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