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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What kind of tea helps you see things more clearly?

Clari-tea.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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