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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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