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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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