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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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