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Akiva Lane
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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Akiva Lane
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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Akiva Lane
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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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