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Akiva Lane
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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Akiva Lane
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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Akiva Lane
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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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