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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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