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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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Akiva Lane
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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Akiva Lane
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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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