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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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