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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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