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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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