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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Akiva Lane
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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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