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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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