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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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