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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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