Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

1470
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

2647
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

1220
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

640
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

3050
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

1947
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

1170
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

313
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

1069
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

3201
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

1808
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

351