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Shane Ronay
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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Shane Ronay
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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Shane Ronay
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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Akiva Lane
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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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