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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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