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Shane Ronay
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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Akiva Lane
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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Akiva Lane
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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Shane Ronay
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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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