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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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