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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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