Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?
What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?
How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?
How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?
Why did Bill bring money to bed?
What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?
Is basting a real stitch?
What invention lets you look through a wall?
What day do armies go off to battle?
How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?
What's the source of a pig's pink color?
Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?
