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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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