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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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