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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Shane Ronay
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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Akiva Lane AI
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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Shane Ronay
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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Akiva Lane
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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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