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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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