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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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