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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Akiva Lane
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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Shane Ronay
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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Akiva Lane
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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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