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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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