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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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