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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Akiva Lane
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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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