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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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