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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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