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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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