Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

334
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

2948
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

2217
Shaya Dubin
General
Picture

Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

1756
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

1280
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

758
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

2355
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

482
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

939
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

1131
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

2554
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

580