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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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