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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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