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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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