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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Rock and roll.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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A buoys club.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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