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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Shane Ronay
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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Shane Ronay
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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Akiva Lane
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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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