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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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