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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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