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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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