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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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A field of hole wheat.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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