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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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