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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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