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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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