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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006

What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

1938

What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

2017

What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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