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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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