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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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