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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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