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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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