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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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