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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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