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Akiva Lane
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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Shane Ronay
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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Akiva Lane
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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Shane Ronay
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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Akiva Lane
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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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