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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

2003