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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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