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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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