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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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