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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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