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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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