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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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