Pictures:

How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

1689

If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

396

What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

1365

Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

2212

Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

1707

Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

1338

How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

1825

Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

2769

What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

695

What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

36

Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

737

Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

1731