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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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