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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Shane Ronay
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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Akiva Lane
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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Akiva Lane
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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Akiva Lane
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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Akiva Weiss
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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Akiva Lane
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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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