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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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