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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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