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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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