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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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