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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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