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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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