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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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