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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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