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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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