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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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