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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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