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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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