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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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