Pictures:

If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

469

What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

133

What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

1342

How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

1120

What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

1680

Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

2655

What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

2672

What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

1029

What three letters are not our friend?

NME

2750

After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

3298

Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

675

What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

1881