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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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