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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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