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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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