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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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