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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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