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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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