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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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