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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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