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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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