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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Akiva Lane
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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Akiva Lane
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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Akiva Lane
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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Akiva Lane
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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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